Tuesday, April 21, 2026

What Your Choice of Scotch Says About You By Jack Mackey


We’re in the cocktail lounge.

Mrs. Gilani orders her husband 

a Chivas on the rocks and asks me, 

her waiter, for a cigarette. “I need something 

to do with my hands 

while I’m waiting.” The Shah––a title

he answers to––is late 

getting back from the thirty-six 

holes he played today. 


Her British accent 

almost masks her annoyance as she talks 

to us staff like we’re people. 

We are charmed. 

As a couple they weave 

an illusion of patriarchy and 

the nobility of capitalism.


It’s almost sunset when he arrives,

fresh from shower and massage, in

a silk achkan, dark, his Scotch now

watery. He orders another. The room turns 

its head, he’s assumed to be 

Indian royalty and the turban

makes him look taller.  

Some members are relieved––

the Club risks becoming monoethnic––

no one questions his provenance. 

We are charmed. 


Many decades from now 

I’ll will find his obituary on-line: 

she gets a mention as his first, 

but his golf trophies dominate 

the long write-up. 

There’s no mention of “shah.”

Another search reveals 

the title is not Indian.  




Jack Mackey’s first book of poems, Up, Out & Over (Kelsay Books, 2024) won awards from the Delaware Press Association (first place) and from the National Federation of Press Women (second place). A Best of the Net nominee, Jack was awarded a fellowship in poetry by the Delaware Division of the Arts. Individual poems have appeared in Gargoyle, Third Wednesday, Broadkill Review, Anti-Heroine Chic, Argyle, and other literary publications. Jack lives in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. 


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What Your Choice of Scotch Says About You By Jack Mackey

We’re in the cocktail lounge. Mrs. Gilani orders her husband  a Chivas on the rocks and asks me,  her waiter, for a cigarette. “I need somet...