Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Age Is Just a Number By Ben Newell


Having spent the evening 

getting drunk with twenty-year-olds 

and bumming countless cigarettes 

which will intensify tomorrow’s hangover, 

I find myself behind the wheel

navigating a gauntlet of law enforcement 

eager to take me down;

a DUI would wipe me off the map—

And who would I even call? 

Certainly not that cute redhead 

who told me I was older than her father 

when I tried to get her number. 



Ben Newell lives in Mississippi where he works as a bookseller and freelance writer. His poems have appeared online and in print, most recently at Fixator Press and Cajun Mutt Press. He taught high school English for one day. 




Age Is Just a Number By Ben Newell

Having spent the evening  getting drunk with twenty-year-olds  and bumming countless cigarettes  which will intensify tomorrow’s hangover,  ...