Sunday, May 31, 2026

Poison By Joe Couture


I’m a dive-bartender, in a town

tourists might call Butt-fuck 

Nowhere. Visitors to my workplace

sometimes look (or listen) around, saying, 

“Man, I don’t know how you do it.”

I always smile, “What do you mean?”


Is it the people shitting themselves,

paying no mind to dripping jeans—

too tuned to their VLT?

Ten-dollar blowjobs by the sea-can out back?

Surely, not the 1100-year-old regular

from BX-19?


A former coworker overhearing 

one of these conversations

once piped up, smiling,

“To work at this place, you gotta be

fuckin’ poison.”

We laughed.


Except, now I think it’s

harm reduction.

No one’s wife is beaten 

while he’s with me. Besides,

in here, the liquor is never

stretched with anti-freeze.





Joe Couture is a writer living in rural Nova Scotia. His most recent work is featured, or forthcoming, in Dark Winter Lit, Rusty Truck, ExPat Press, and SHINE Quarterly. If you want to connect with him, try here: @rjcouture.bsky.social


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