Friday, January 31, 2025

Jesus Takes Driving Lessons By April Ridge


I'm driving south on the state highway 

when I see a sign, 

handmade and tacked to a tree 

by the side of the road 

that says 'Jesus take the wheel'. 


And it gets me to thinking,

what does this cliché phrase actually mean? 


Do these religious zealots 

posting their weird,

sometimes misspelled, signs 

at the side of a highway

believe that Jesus could handle 

being behind a V6 engine and 

who knows how many horses? 


What would he make of the windshield wipers? 


How would he handle going so fast

after traveling by sandal 

across desert so many years? 


To canvas in yet another town full of lepers, 

hoping to be able to see a vision 

he could speak of-

to approach the people 

with a viable miracle,

he would have to walk for days,

just thinking on this,

hoping and praying 

that his Daddy in the Sky 

would bestow upon him some kind of sign 

that all of this walking was worth it. 


And now, two thousand years later,

to give us miscreants these cars,

the brains to invent these cars, 

these roads, 

these networks of towns? 


What would Jesus do?





April Ridge lives in the expansive hopes and dreams of melancholy rescue cats. She thrives on strong coffee, and lives for danger. In the midst of Indiana pines, she follows her heart out to the horizon of reality and hopes never to return to the misty sands of the nightmarish 9 to 5. April aspires to beat seasonal depression with a well-carved stick, and to one day experience the splendor of the Cucumber Magnolia tree in bloom. 



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Jesus Takes Driving Lessons By April Ridge

I'm driving south on the state highway  when I see a sign,  handmade and tacked to a tree  by the side of the road  that says 'Jesus...