Thursday, February 12, 2026

Traditional By Joe Couture


The dive down the street’s caged road sign reads

TRAD TIONAL NITE. The blue building’s

paint is well into peeling season

yet, it’s turning green, compliments of

north winds and the bog across the byway. 

A sagging deck hangs off the building

umbrellas peek past pesto-hued lattice

the whole scene provokes an internal

inquiry of inspectors’ credentials.


I hear the night in question features

fiddling, discount draught, fried fish dinners—

but someone’s misinformed—I’m sure it means 

shouts after shooting McGillicuddy's, 

sighs over pool shots, ogling the waitress,

getting handsy, getting cut-off,

spitting at the bar man, driving home drunk,

a woman with a headache dabbing

concealer on purple orbitals, then


he’ll claim amnesia, peck her, blame the booze

she’ll fetch him breakfast, Advil, and G2.




Joe Couture is a writer living in rural Nova Scotia. He writes for his health. If you want to connect with him, try here: @rjcouture.bsky.social

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Traditional By Joe Couture

The dive down the street’s caged road sign reads TRAD TIONAL NITE. The blue building’s paint is well into peeling season yet, it’s turning g...