How I Stay A Good Person. by Meeah Williams

Today I woke up

& wanted to bash someone’s

head in

I mean, I really really

wanted to do it

so bad I could feel my forearms swell

like Popeye’s

with the urge of it

but I didn’t.

Instead I smoked a bowl

& watched 7 straight movies

where people bashed

in the heads

of other people

for me

then I laid myself down

in this bed

another good day

doing nobody

no harm

said this guy I met

& I rewarded him

for his good behavior

with the best blowjob

money can buy

-Meeah Williams is just someone else writing poems on the internet.