She caught me in my underpants,
splayed on the floor,
reading the Beats
and scratching myself.
“You pig!” she screamed.
“Can’t you see you
have a drinking problem?!”
“My good woman,” I replied,
“you neither have faith
nor truly understand me...
I have no drinking
problem, but a
drinking solution!”
splayed on the floor,
reading the Beats
and scratching myself.
“You pig!” she screamed.
“Can’t you see you
have a drinking problem?!”
“My good woman,” I replied,
“you neither have faith
nor truly understand me...
I have no drinking
problem, but a
drinking solution!”
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