’cause I was on my way to shit-faced
- let whatever happens happen -
when Joe yells phone
it was - no kidding - an interview -
Big Joe saying hurry the hell up
me frowning, holding up a finger
then plugging an ear
turning my back
I bought Joe a drink
bought Jean-Guy a drink
bought Yvette two drinks
bought myself three
then hauled-ass to the airport
without even stopping at my room
- why take chances
au revoir Montréal
two days later
middle of the bush, northern Alberta
half hung-over - buncha snot-nosed kids
looking up from desks
how long - seemed like forever
seems like never -
in a trailer with some tight-ass
named Bob -
- no damn change of clothes
- musta been a month
before I found a decent game -
until we take the kids down to Edmonton
for a good time
and they promise not to tell - they promise -
so I show a couple videos
- nothing real bad
and Christ nothing they haven’t seen a million times
but money in my pockets now
- everybody says I owe them
but hell they were drunk at the time
Bob’s always calling Joe’s
wants fifteen hundred for phone bills
- it was no fifteen hundred -
I tell him I can’t even work
’cause some heavy guys
broke both my legs
and he doesn’t phone anymore
Albi James (pseudonym) lives in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. He has been a labourer, musician, and teacher – not necessarily in that order. His poems have appeared most recently in In Parentheses and Literary Yard.
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