Wednesday, May 22, 2024

When Soda Was Medicine By Robert Donohue


One time, while entering a subway train,

There was a passenger who would repeat

What he believed as we all took a seat:

When Coca-Cola really had cocaine

Was when America was truly sane.

Chanting this slogan, crazy and complete,

He proselytized, like nothing could compete

With what his message then was making plain.


His troubles I’m not fit to diagnose

Yet can’t imagine doing otherwise.

I was no help to him, however close,

And you might think I’m only cracking wise

To say his sermon had some merit, but

The lithium was in the 7-Up.







Robert Donohue's poetry has appeared in Apocalypse Confidential, Pulsebeat, and The Road Not Taken, among others. He lives on Long Island, NY.

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