Trim astronauts spin around
the moon, but I won’t take
weight-loss drugs. I am
the last jolly fat man. After
Santa Claus’ assassination
for shaking like a jelly bowl.
Dark side of Luna would be
a good place to stash Krispy
Kreme doughnuts. Following
Thin Police force-feeding
people non-sat fat synthetic
meats to prevent cancer &
amorous reactions. Krishnas
know garlic & onions are
aphrodisiacs. Ask an Italian
American Catholic father of 13.
But good luck to the ‘nauts.
Imagine one drinking Tang
through a straw as another
cracks a joke. First spews
little orange bubbles through-
out the zero-gravity cockpit.
Nothing Houston can’t handle.
Philip Ash surfs the Dark Wave spectrum in your dreams. His work has appeared in Fixator Press and Beatnik Cowboy. He lives in San Diego.
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