My neighbors never failed to surprise me.
I never failed to surprise my neighbors.
A yogurt salesman and I played chess all day.
I beat the yogurt salesman every day.
He said, You’re a fucking ayatollah cheat.
I never cheated nor fucked ayotallahs.
Another crew were convicted criminals.
The felons repeated certain convictions:
If you don’t have a bullet scar on your face
You’ll one day face a different scar.
I counted two mean scars above my eyebrows.
Do ugly knife scars above my eyebrows count?
They rent space in the duplex of my face.