Field Sobriety Test by David Boski

congratulations
you quit smoking;
please make sure
you post your anniversaries
on social media
every year,
we’re all so very impressed.
oh, you haven’t had a drink in
15 years either?
cool, post about that too,
that just means there’s
more for the rest
of us,
and coincidentally
15 years ago
is about when I started.
so,
thank you;
you’re no better than
anybody else,
you have your vices too;
just look
in the mirror,
you
hypocritical
fat
fuck.

David Boski is a poet living in Toronto. His poems have most recently appeared in: Under The Bleachers, Down in the Dirt, Duane's Poetree, Horror Sleaze Trash, Rusty Truck, Winamop. He has a forthcoming chapbook being released by Analog Submission Press as well as Holy&Intoxicated Publications later this year. He enjoys whiskey, wine and beer, in no particular order.