We're the Ezine dedicated to all things barroom. We are slightly off what others consider the norm and always the last to close the bar. If you prefer the local dive bar to the glitz of some overpriced club then you're our kind of people. So welcome grab a drink and enjoy.
Monday, January 31, 2022
The Plot Thinned by Ken Gosse
Sunday, January 30, 2022
Cherry-Orange-Grape by Cindy Rosmus
Me, and . . . booze.
Soon’s he quit drinking, my husband Ricky froze, like a human popsicle. Three in a box, they came, but he ate the cherry ones first. Then orange. He hated the grape.
“They taste,” he said, sneering, “like your lipstick.” He hadn’t tasted my grape-y lips, or any of me, in almost a year.
Two years back, he loved sucking on them, lipstick, or not. Like, at that karaoke bar, where we met, the neon flamingo bathing us in rosy light. More thirty, than forty, we looked, that night. Ricky, with his almost-black eyes, and sexy goatee.
“’All . . . my love,’” he sang, looking right at me. “Unchained Melody.” Around us, chicks watched him, dreamy-eyed.
“’If I can’t have you,’” I sang, thinking of my ex, but staring at Ricky, who still had his mic.
“’I don’t want nobody. . .’” With this smug look, he joined me, like that old Dusty Springfield song was his.
What balls, I thought. Maybe. Except for fucking him, I’d blacked out most of that night.
Sure, I drank too much. Blacked out a lot. Bruises all over. And DUIs. Last one, they almost sent me back to driving school! Ricky was disgusted. Hey, once he stopped fucking me, I needed some fun.
Way back, we fucked, nonstop. Sometimes, we’d forget to eat. Now, he ate like a pig, but stayed lean, despite all those ice pops. Sherbert, he loved, too. All our spoons were bent backwards.
Yeah, he was stressed. So was I, when I’d worked. But instead of drinking to relieve stress, he blamed shit on me.
Holding his delicate nose when I came home late. Like I hadn’t showered in days.
“You smell,” he said, “like booze.”
No kidding.
And bedtime? He slept so far away from me, he might’ve fallen out of bed, and cracked his skull.
I wish.
Ice pops. All over the trailer, were sticks. Most stained blood-red, and stuck to something: kitchen table, nightstand.
The freezer door slammed. “Samantha!” I cringed, when he yelled to me. “There’s no more cherry. All that’s left,” he said, “are orange and . . .”
“Grape!” I screamed. “Grape! Grape!”
“They keep me,” he said, through clenched teeth, “from picking up!”
Picking up.
One day at a time. Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
All A.A. talk. Like a parrot, spouting age-old knowledge from other dry, self-righteous fucks. Ninety meetings, had been his goal, in ninety days.
How proud they all were, when he made it.
Soon, he’d have a year.
Or, would he?
He didn’t know I knew. That he was “thirteen-stepping.” With some “pigeon.”
Mouse, he called her, though she had some girly first name. Gabrielle? Nah, Giselle, like the ballet. In a tutu, I pictured her, stumbling across the stage. A real loser.
But, loser or not, this pigeon came first. Even before ice pops.
“A friend,” he lied, when she kept calling. “From the rooms.”
The rooms . . .
Those whispered phone calls . . . abrupt hang-ups. That smug look he got each time I caught him.
Crazy as it was, I still loved him. And even crazier, I believed he loved me.
When you’re sober, and get bad news, you drink. Soon as booze hits you, you’re OK. Maybe for an hour. Even ten minutes drunk beats facing it dry.
But when you’re trashed first, and you find out . . .
How much more trashed can you get?
At Boxer’s Brew, I was, almost seeing double, when she came in. That gut feeling, when she headed toward me: tiny; mousy; geeky wire-framed glasses. She’d left the tutu home.
Soft-spoken. Couldn’t hear her over White Zombie. The crack of balls on the pool table made her jump. I was glad.
Finally, she had to yell. “I’m Ricky’s friend! Can’t say from where!” The pigeon.
Staring at her, I downed my beer.
“He loves you, a lot.” She smiled, sadly. “More than he loves me.”
Deep inside me, something clicked. Like my safety got shut off.
I grabbed my car keys. If she wasn’t wearing glasses, I’d’ve gouged out her eyes. I got up, fast.
She followed me outside.
“Keeps trying to leave you!” Behind me, she burst into sobs. “But he can’t!”
Yellow Mama, I’d named our ’69 Camaro. My ’69 Camaro. After Alabama’s electric chair. Despite DUIs, and the time I’d missed that tree by inches, my mustard-yellow baby was a safe ride.
Till that night.
As she wailed, her tiny fists pounded on my car. I was inside, and it roared alive.
Like a fool, she threw herself on the hood. Thinking that would stop me.
As I took off, blood thumped in my ears. Drowned out that thud, like when a monster deer greets you.
No deer around here, the cops might’ve said, later.
If not for Ricky.
My mess he was stuck cleaning up, out of love: fenders and grille ruby-red, and sticky. Like from all those cherry ice pops he’d eaten.
In the grille, like bent-backwards spoons, were the wire frames from her glasses. The lenses might’ve cracked beneath her.
Her mangled body was way behind me as I drove home . . .
My mind a complete blank.
THE END
Saturday, January 29, 2022
On Any Given Day You Are By Marc Frazier
An upside-down baseball cap—a turtle on its back
Blue cloth napkins folded like sails on bread plates in a Greek restaurant
White hydrangeas craving water
Heartbreak in a child over the canceled birthday party
A pot-bound peace plant reaching for more room
As trendy as torn-up jeans with ripped pockets
Picasso in his striped shirt with palms on the window glass
A curio cabinet added to after each new death
A tiny silver pitcher of cream on a silver tray a la Vienna
Quebec’s motto: je me souviens
Watercolor paintings on red and yellow walls
The rowboat that flows through toddlers’ stories
The hard-to-get-at sweetness of sugarcane
Yellow lilies and blue iris exciting suburban yards
Heat from a tinfoil tan reflector held under the chin
My confidence in someone else’s flight plan
Marc Frazier has widely published poetry in journals including The Spoon River Poetry Review, ACM, f(r)iction, The Gay and Lesbian Review, Slant, Permafrost, Plainsongs, and Poet Lore. Marc is the recipient of an Illinois Arts Council Award for poetry and has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize and a “best of the net.” He is a Chicago-area LGBTQ+ writer who has appeared in the anthology New Poets from the Midwest. Marc’s three poetry collections are available online.
Friday, January 28, 2022
Bringing Evil Back by Scott Simmons
Thursday, January 27, 2022
the prosperity social club by Jason Baldinger
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
SOMETIME NIGHT by Roger Singer
Monday, January 24, 2022
Old by Wayne F. Burke
Sunday, January 23, 2022
My House vs. Hers By Chuka Susan Chesney
My friend Brandy shared a Mustang with her brother.
The coupe was olive with cold brew seats.
“Want to go to the liquor store?”
“I’m thirsty.” We were underage and bought some Coke
which was different for me because my family drank Shasta.
Black cherry, pineapple, Tiki Punch,
a whole case of soda, cheaper than Coke,
a choice of metal cans stacked on shelves above the dryer.
There was no liquor in my home.
On Friday nights my mom got tipsy on I don’t know what—
rotten cauliflower from the crisper?
She wore her la fée verte nightie with no undies underneath
and lounged on her chaise til she got sleepy.
At Brandy’s, we watched old movies in the den—
“Some Like it Hot” or “Camelot”.
Sometimes her mom cooked dinner; but usually she didn’t,
so Brandy would open a can of tuna, and we’d eat
sandwiches and quaff our Cokes.
When Brandy spent the night at my house, we had lots of choices:
canned soup, chicken pie, macaroni and cheese.
But there was no T.V. and no place to go
except the back porch or my minuscule bedroom.
Every night Brandy’s parents bought
a fiasco of wine, but I don’t know where they drank it.
Maybe at the table on the indoor patio.
After we went upstairs, they watched talk shows
and poured stems of Chianti while they nestled on the sofa.
At some point we heard her mom's mules thump
to her bedroom on the staircase that sharply swiveled.
Glasses traipsed down her father’s nose
while he labored on briefs 'til 2:00 am.
Saturday, January 22, 2022
Dancing With a Cannibal by Catfish McDaris
Friday, January 21, 2022
I’m Tore Down By Susan Cossette
Wore down, down to the hoe down worn.
It’s still storming and I’m still stone crazy.
Call it rainy Monday, give me back my bouffant wig.
The thrill is gone.
I’m a queen bee wannabee.
Smokestack of blonde lightning,
a hellhound on my tail.
Me and my leopard skin pillbox hat,
born in a chicken shack,
lookin’ for the bright lights and big city.
Rattlesnakin’ gin-soaked Daddy,
come on in to my kitchen, baby.
Mannish boy, put a little sugar in my bowl,
and see that my grave’s kept clean.
Susan Cossette lives and writes in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Author of Peggy Sue Messed Up, she is a recipient of the University of Connecticut’s Wallace Stevens Poetry Prize. A two-time Pushcart Prize nominee, her work has appeared or is forthcoming in Rust and Moth, Vita Brevis, ONE ART, As it Ought to Be, Anti-Heroin Chic, The Amethyst Review, Crow & Cross Keys, Loch Raven Review, and in the anthologies Tuesdays at Curley’s and After the Equinox.
Thursday, January 20, 2022
My Last Time at the Palms of Joy By jim bourey
On my route from the bus stop
to the Palms of Joy bar
I had to pass the
Christian Science Reading Room.
Science and the Savior
didn’t seem like a bad combination
but my years in Catholic school
brought no mention of Jesus in a lab coat
handling beakers and the small hell
of a Bunsen burner.
Since the Palms was my regular bar,
and the only one that would serve
a seventeen-year-old
one-stripe airman with a fake ID,
I walked by that storefront
nearly every day, a pattern
that didn’t bode well for a
career in the military.
But an argument with an old boozer
about the healing power of faith,
followed by an impromptu
table-top striptease from his
nearly toothless, sixty-something
girlfriend (yes, I watched her too closely)
followed by a minor brawl
and my ejection out to the sidewalk,
face down, cured me of habitual
drinking. (for a long time anyway)
And I rarely argue about religion,
not even now when it could be
of some benefit
in these rapidly disappearing days.
jim bourey is an old poet from the northern edge of the Adirondack Mountains in New York. His latest book "The Distance Between Us" was published in 202 by Cold River Press. And he also had an award winning chapbook called "Silence, Interrupted" back in 2015 from The Broadkill Press. His work has appeared in The Rye Whiskey Review, Gargoyle, Mojave River Review, and many other journals and anthologies in print and online. He can usually be found reading poetry aloud in dimly lit rooms.
Wednesday, January 19, 2022
ACES AND EIGHTS By Michael N. Thompson
I’m fifteen bucks
into a twenty-dollar bill
on Dollar Draft Night
at the Frolic Two
Not the one of Bukowski fame
near Hollywood and Vine
This is one of those side street bars
where human wheels rust
waiting for their ships to come in
A proletariat society
of lives that came up short
prop up the bar
as they nurse more wounds
than Christ at Golgotha
and I’m no different
than the rest of them
We all came from somewhere
to be someone or something
but this town’s full
of more false promises
than a paroled man
fresh from the penitentiary
Sure, the road travelled
has been bumpier than expected
but it doesn’t mean
the light at the end of the tunnel
has to be a train
It’s better to roll snake eyes
than be dealt the dead man’s hand
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Hope by Jake St. John & Jenn Knickerbocker
Monday, January 17, 2022
And the Party Never Ends by James H Duncan
if you leave San Antonio around 4 a.m.
you might make that Mad-Max run up to
Austin with almost no traffic, maybe a semi
or two, but that’s it, and I eased from one
lane to the next in a state of anxious luxury,
looking forward to and worried about another
trek up through Waco, Dallas, Little Rock,
Memphis, Nashville, the Smokies, then the
choice of Virginia flatlands or West Virginia
switchbacks, and it doesn’t matter which
because by then you’re a zombie to the road,
the fever dreams, the white pills that keep you
running headlong, the picnic tables at rest stops
that become your funeral slabs for 30 minute naps
in the open air, then back to the highway dreams
but that morning, close to 4:30 a.m. just
outside of San Antonio, I had the road alone,
the radio tuned to some no-name station
that started to play Robert Earl Keen,
“The Road That Never Ends,” and as it
flowed through speakers in the far edge of
night I felt the wheels of the car begin to lift
right off the blacktop, the tale of Sonny and
and Sherry, Main Street after midnight, a beer
between her legs as she’s off to meet some
friends, how the party never ends…
as the horizon became a cobalt blue zipper
ready to peel open another bright sky highway
that song carried me past the anxieties that had
built and strangled and followed me all the way
from my father’s front steps, carried me beyond
my fears of making another mistake, leaving one
home behind to re-start my life back at my other,
both ways home feeling more like emergency
parachutes than anything, but ol’ Robert Earl Keene
kept singing and I kept driving, and you know what?
he’s right, the road goes on forever, even when you
wish it wouldn’t, even after you take that last exit,
be it another big mistake or the best decision you
ever made, when you’re nothing but highway dust,
that party will still be out there beyond the horizon
at 5:05 a.m., threatening another bright blue day
without your bones walking around to greet it
there’s a little comfort in that, I think,
but only if you turn the radio up and
keep moving forward with all the speed
and hope and wild grace you can muster
The Strength of Nature By April Ridge
You know, sometimes I will get really frustrated with life, thinking back to times when things seemed easier for me. They weren't nece...
-
near the on-ramp of I-10 in Crowley, Louisiana we unload our band equipment into the back of Gozzlebeck’s not the real name of the bar but a...
-
Diamond hair Bathe in bourbon and butter You are my Sunday prayer You are everything You are all You are life Rita S. Spalding has had poem...
-
there is a woman who is sometimes at my local cafĂ© sitting outside with a glass of white wine and that’s not too unusual but i always notice...